"May you live in interesting times."
-Ancient Chinese Curse.
The Red Sox winning the World Series.
Fermat's Last Theorem solved.
Deep Throat's identity revealed.
Microsoft using PowerPC chips in XBox 360
Apple moving to Intel chips.
There should be clippity-clops, the clippity-clops of the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
I once heard an author say that writing fiction is hard because it has to make sense, reality is under no such restriction.
Boy, howdy, was he ever right.